compliments from hot boys give me life
it would give me life… but it never happens…
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
If you won’t date me because I’m “too big” then I can’t date you because your dick is “too small”
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
MY ACCOUNT JUST GOT DELETED SO IM FOLLOWING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE!! I’ll follow a bunch of people and if you follow me it’s a definite follow
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
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